I've got some news for all those out there who have been told they must "learn to love themselves more" - it doesn't work.

It can't be done. It's hopeless. Want to know why?

Is your home suffering from an invisible gecko infestation and you just didn't know it?

This could be serious ...

Found the title of this article in my search stats this morning - and laughed for about half an hour!

I'll have a go at answering the anonymous visitor's question - "Who the hell is StarFields?"

What is the great fear of a random housewife, going out to a party down the pub? That there will be other women in the same dress. Of course this can happen if you buy your clothes in the local supermarket - but surely, if you pay gazillions for haute couture, that's exactly what can't happen to you and you can relax in the knowledge that your designer frock sets you apart from the trampling herd? Hmmm ....

Picture taken at a recent ralley against Global Warming in south west Idaho ...

Now this is one of these weird things that I've observed and wondered about over the years - WHY is it that out of all the many peoples in the world, only the ENGLISH have a situation where fully grown heterosexual macho men will throw themselves with glee and much delight into women's dresses given the slightest chance and half an opportunity?

I was watching a rather sordid satellite TV programme about various weird aspects of sex when I came across something that did make me sit up and think, now this is a good teaching story in point.